the ghost has the salt
where is your god now
“There is no such thing as fiction. Just non-fiction written in the wrong parallel universe.”
— Welcome to Night Vale (via villainyandgoodcheekbones)
one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.
uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..
do i look like a liar?
have you ever had legitimate crush on a actor like to the point where you’re not even fangirling anymore you just actually love them
IF U MAKE FUN OF/JUDGE PEOPLE AT CONCERTS FOR HAVING A GOOD TIME AND DANCING U ARE LITERALLY SCUM OF THE EARTH AND I HOPE U ACCIDENTALLY GET HIT BY SOMEONE WHO IS DANCING
Black hole consumes a star
If you aren’t fascinated by astronomy you’re wrong.
Will Graham texts
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
if you tumblr saviour something that i don’t tag pls let me know and ill always tag it special for you because you are perf so don’t trip i got this shit
have you ever just
stopped whatever you were doing
to look at an english word and
“you look like a fake word”
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
GUISE
GUISE
IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH
EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK
GUISE
TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS
PASS IT ON
